This day, so far. (Izzy convos)

me:  picket sign

I WANT TO SLEEP

 Izzy:  lol

 Izzy:  NOES KLEB

NOES

 me:  i DID let him buy a motorcycle

so

he owes me

 Izzy:  lol he owes you biiiig time

 me:  plots

and i had to go with him to butthole NH

 Izzy:  not just NH, no. butthole NH

 me:  ever been to henniker?

BUTTHOLE

no easy way to get there

the guy looked like a rapist

and i had to ride in the work truck

which was covered in, YOU GUESSED IT, ASSSSSSSPHALT

 Sent at 9:17 AM on Thursday

 me:  side bar

 Izzy:  lol hannahs

 me:  this lady KNOCKS on my DOOR

and asks "what time do you open?"

ITS ON THE DOOR YOU KNOCKED ON

 Izzy:  NEVER

 me:  why must i have the rage?

me:  sounds yummy

i bought strawberry vodka

im extived to drink ity

 Izzy:  i love that sentence, it's nonsense

I think you've already started drinking it

 me:  nope, nails to lomng


 Izzy:  mikie said

there's going to be a bounce house

 Sent at 10:32 AM on Thursday

 me:  its like they want people to puke on themselves

http://livinginanotherlanguage.com/?p=3701(---------------------------> blog about not using shampoo or cond.)

i think im going to try this

 Sent at 1:46 PM on Thursday

 Izzy:  aly tried it

and um, idk. i didn't think it worked well for her

 me:  ya?

 Izzy:  but maybe she did it wrong

 me:  it says there is like an awful transition period and then it gets awesome

eh ill try anything once

way cheaper than shampoo!

 Izzy:  def true

well try it and let me know how it goes 

 me:  kay!

 Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday

 Izzy:  think of how much more stuff you can buy

like nips

 me:  IKNOW

 Izzy:  you could buy like three nips each month if you stopped washing your hair

with shampoo

 me:  praise allah!

 Izzy:  lol i am cracking myself up re-reading what I just wrote

 me:  me too

lol

 Izzy:  the sentence "you can buy three nips each month if you stopped washing your hair" hahahaha oh my gosh

 me:  hehee

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