me: picket sign
I WANT TO SLEEP
I WANT TO SLEEP
Izzy: lol
Izzy: NOES KLEB
NOES
me: i DID let him buy a motorcycle
so
he owes me
Izzy: lol he owes you biiiig time
me: plots
and i had to go with him to butthole NH
Izzy: not just NH, no. butthole NH
me: ever been to henniker?
BUTTHOLE
no easy way to get there
the guy looked like a rapist
and i had to ride in the work truck
which was covered in, YOU GUESSED IT, ASSSSSSSPHALT
Sent at 9:17 AM on Thursday
me: side bar
Izzy: lol hannahs
me: this lady KNOCKS on my DOOR
and asks "what time do you open?"
ITS ON THE DOOR YOU KNOCKED ON
Izzy: NEVER
me: why must i have the rage?
me: sounds yummy
i bought strawberry vodka
im extived to drink ity
Izzy: i love that sentence, it's nonsense
I think you've already started drinking it
me: nope, nails to lomng
Izzy: mikie said
Izzy: mikie said
there's going to be a bounce house
Sent at 10:32 AM on Thursday
me: its like they want people to puke on themselves
http://livingin
i think im going to try this
Sent at 1:46 PM on Thursday
Izzy: aly tried it
and um, idk. i didn't think it worked well for her
me: ya?
Izzy: but maybe she did it wrong
me: it says there is like an awful transition period and then it gets awesome
eh ill try anything once
way cheaper than shampoo!
Izzy: def true
well try it and let me know how it goes 
me: kay!
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday
Izzy: think of how much more stuff you can buy
like nips
me: IKNOW
Izzy: you could buy like three nips each month if you stopped washing your hair
with shampoo
me: praise allah!
Izzy: lol i am cracking myself up re-reading what I just wrote
me: me too
lol
Izzy: the sentence "you can buy three nips each month if you stopped washing your hair" hahahaha oh my gosh
me: hehee
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